Triple C Superwitch

2004

If you saw our item about Triple C Supermums, you might appreciate this extremely silly piece by Oliver Pritchett from the Daily Telegraph.

As Hallowe'en approaches, a survey has identified a new breed of "Triple C Superwitch". This is the high-flying career witch who enjoys the benefits of curses, children and loads of cash.

Your typical superwitch is likely to hold down a senior position in a multinational coven, earning megabucks. She probably flies a top-of-the range broomstick and has two or three enviably vile children. She will also own a gingerbread house in Gloucestershire for weekends - which she seldom has time to enjoy.

Daily Telegraph | Supremely vile, and proud of it